Only the author knows for sure; but he's sworn not to
leave any witnesses. The tales are told in a forward approach
in order to protect the innocent, but mostly the guilty.
Click the titles to read the tales. The Back link
below each separate tale is a bookmark back to where you left off on the
list.
The
Hunted: How long
had it been since I found out I was being stalked? The memory of
the angry bullets buzzing by my ears still frightens me.
It
Thinks It's A Kitty: It might think it is a kitty;
but he is sure that it's not!
Dumber and Dumbest:
Bad grammar, yes, but a true statement none the
less.
Cutie Likes Kitties:
Kitties do not have the same opinion of Cutie.
If They Wanna:
A young boy's observations about the "gentler
sex".
Beware
of First Impressions:
Things
are not always as simple as they may seem.
For A Moment We Stood:
For a moment
we stood frozen, just looking at each other.
The Cowboy And The Lady:
A reunion
between a husband and wife.
The Angels' Gift:
An unexpected Christmas present.
Not A Half Bad Idea:
One family's
modest approach to politics.
He
Don't Look So Good: His feet are sound, but he
don't look so good.
A Man In A Dress:
He said, "I just can't sit with a man in a
dress."
That's Pretty Stupid:
Yes indeed, it was stupid.
Aye, Thar's A Rub:
A story of unleashed passion.
The Great Chicken
Caper: Cluckers
doomed to become the brunt of a bad joke.
Wouldn't It Be Great?:
Wouldn't it be great to be a dog?
That's
Bandelero To You: A heated conversation
with a Chihuahua.
Whatever The Heck That Means:
Life as a tiny dog. Whatever the heck that
means.
I
Could Have Told You That: She just looked
at me as if to say, "I’ll just stay here until you’re ready to
go somewhere else."
Any
Idiot Knows: Any
idiot knows you can't do that!
But
Who's Counting: That's one week in dog years,
but who's counting.
I
Want To Say Bow-Wow: I want to say bow-wow but
it comes out moo.
Soapy
and the Urban Cowboy: Let's
see now, who's smarter the horse or the man?
Party's
Over: When he says it's over, it's over!
The
Driftwood Splint: Necessity is the mother
of invention.
The Cigar Chewer:
He'll have to hire people to cry at his funeral.
The
Bear: Whatever you do, don't hurt the bear.
